So I Married a Car Burglar

Today I was at work, and Melissa walked into the office. It was a pleasant surprise, but I thought she was at home studying. "Do you have your keys?" she asked me. I told her that I didn't, because she drove me to work. Well, then I wondered why she was asking for car keys. Turns out Melissa locked them in the car, which led me to ask how in the world she got to work and why she didn't call before she came. She did call, but I was away from my desk, and our neighbor had ferried her around town to see if I had some keys to the house and car. I didn't, so our neighbor takes Melissa back home, and five minutes later she calls me. "Hey, I got the keys. I broke into the car with a hanger." It turns out that my wife is quite skilled at breaking into cars. Melissa has a new profession. If you or anyone you know has a new car anywhere in Utah, let us know. We could really use the money to pay for tuition and books.