
I love to watch and listen to people. Some of my favorite specimens to listen to are those engaged in the ancient ritual of dating. Today I watched a girl who was flirting with a fellow, but she kept using a baby voice. It was fun to listen to her go on and on, and he hardly said anything to her. My favorite question that she asked was, "Do you like snow?" When he said yes, she was so excited that they both liked snow. Here is another story of fun human behavior. One of my old roommates came back from a date with a girl that he had liked. The date was a complete flop. As he was talking to her, he noticed that she liked everything he did, so he started to say silly things such as:
Jake: "I like to wash dished."
Date: "I like to wash dishes too."
J: "I love the way a wet dog smells."
D: "Me too! Its awesome."
J "I love being assigned lots of research papers."
D: "I love that too!"
J: "I like funerals."
D: "I like funerals too."
After about 25 minutes of this, he started to to wave his hand like a jeteye doing the mind trick, and the conversation still continued:
J: "I enjoy cleaning the toliet." (mind trick hand wave)
D: "I enjoy doing that too!"
J: "I like doing nothing" (mind trick hand wave)
D: "That is so fun"
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This went on in total for an hour and fifteen minutes. Life is funny. Take some time to laugh. Watch some someone or something, and it won't take long before you are laughing out loud.
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