Some people are mean drunks. Well, Melissa informed me this morning that I am a mean sleeper. I don't think that people should be responsible for what they do while asleep. They just aren't thinking straight. I'll tell you what, dreaming isn't too far away from hallucinating. It turns out that last night Melissa was asking me all sorts of questions while I was sleeping (We had fallen asleep on the couches downstairs). Our pseudo-conversation went something like this:
Mel: "What day is it?"
Sleeping Jared: "I don't know."
Mel: "What is going on?"
SJ: "I don't know."
Mel: "Do you want to go to bed now?"
SJ: "No."
Mel: "Why?"
SJ: "I don't know."
Mel: "Is everything ok?"
SJ: "It will be when you stop talking."
So, Melissa I'm very sorry for being rude while I was sleeping. Next time I'll try and remember to not talk with you while I am asleep.
2 comments:
One time a telemarketer called me in the middle of a nap and I ended up with three magazine subscriptions. When I was awake and coherent I had to call and explain that I had to cancel because I was asleep when they called. I'm sure it was the stupidest thing they've ever heard.
Seriuosly not fair. My favorite is when someone calls you at 6am, you grab the phone and they ask "Oh, are you sleeping?" NOT ANYMORE!! But you always have to be nice and say something dumb like "No, I was just gargeling pebbles." or "I like waking up before the sun. Thanks for making sure I didn't sleep in." So Lame.
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