Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Top 10 U.N. Slogans

I saw this T-Shirt online about the Top 10 U.N. slogans, and I had to laugh

  • If an impotent, bloated bureaucracy can't solve it, then it's best left festering.
  • You can't spell "UNETHICAL" without U.N.
  • Genocidal dictators, beware of our non-binding resolutions.
  • Bringing peace to our world (actual results may vary).
  • Tomorrow's corruption today.
  • Raising pointless squabbling to an art form.
  • We take bribes so you don't have to.
  • Try our world famous cheesy fries.
  • If troubles around, we'll be nearby doing nothing.
  • If this is an emergency, please hang up and dial America.

5 comments:

Unknown said...

Classic! Funny how these could be applicable to so many other things. How's Mel's ankle?

Unknown said...

She is walking without a cane now, but it still hurts her a little. I know that she is happy that she doesn't have to use the cane. I'm just happy that she didn't need a cast.

Jules said...

HA! That is funny... but almost sad at the same time since it is so true!!

Unknown said...

I'm glad she's doing better and didn't require a cast, especially with the weather heating up. Did you guys ever figure out what happened, did she hit a small hole or just has weak ankles?

Unknown said...

Our backyard is really uneven, and she hurt it just playing with the dogs.