I admit it. I'm addicted. I want one. I need one. Give it to me. NOW! I need one NOW! Give it to me or I'll...Please, please, please give me one. I need it. My head hurts. Why are you doing this to me? Give it to me! I need a donut! GIVE IT TO ME! GIVE ME MY DONUT!!!
I think I'm having some withdrawl issues. I'm so tired. I keep drooling. My eyes are blood-shot. I really just want my morning chocolate donut. It tastes so good. Just one won't hurt me. Right? My hands are shaking with desire for that delicious circle of delight. Please give me one! I won't tell anyone. It's not really hurting anyone. It's okay. Please?!
Today is my first official day of trying to quit donuts cold turkey. The glazed ones aren't a big problem for me. I don't like the maple bars. The cinammon rolls are easy to ignore, but I have a hard time giving up my hero chocolate. I love the chocolate donut. They are my ambrosia. Stephanie recently posted a quote on her site, "Chocolate is brown like meat so that means it has protein and is Atkins friendly." Then she says, "Eat up, America! Chocolate's good for you!" How I want to follow her advice! I want my chocolate donut. I need it. I'm really not feeling good today. I am serious thinking about checking into rehab. Today is going to be a long, long, long day of temptation. I WANT A CHOCOLATE DONUT. Please?
3 comments:
Jared, I feel your pain here. When I was pregnant the only thing I truly craved the entire 9 months were donuts and I didn't let myself eat a single one lest I give into their chocolatey goodness and gain yet another 40 pounds. Abstinence is key. You can do it! I did :)
I'm Jared. I'm addicted to chocolate donuts, but I'm 2 days clean. Sarah, are you still clean or did you relapse after Penny was born?
again I say........ mmmmmmmmmmm donuts..... are you still clean? You are a better person that I am.... no willpower here to fight chocolate...
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