What do I want to be when I grow up?

I was recently got an email from a good friend, and he said this, "Honestly, I am still trying to figure out what I want to be when I grow up. Everything from a sniper in the Army, to SWAT on the FBI, to being a Professor, to being Police officer, to starting a restaurant (for your corn dogs and my pasta), to being a lawyer, to being a... (insert any profession here) appeals to me. I'm sure you get the drift. "

I am going to graduate this year, and I have no idea what I want to do next year. I want to go into the military full time. I want to go into the FBI. I want to work in the patent office. I want to go to law school. I want to work for a defense contractor. I want to go to grad school (don't even get me started on what I want to study there). I want to be a college professor. I want to be a High School teacher. I'm 26 years old, and I am still trying to answer the same questions as when I was 6 years old. The only profession that I have eliminated from my list is a fire fighter... wait, I might want to do that, too. I better add it back on.