
Okay, I usually have grandiose ideas for improving myself, but the problem with that is then I have to work really hard. I am therefore releasing this list of resolutions that I know I can fulfill. I am always willing to accept more suggestions, but here is my current list:
- I resolve to resolve to resolve to lose weight.
- I resolve to quit smoking.
- I resolve to quit drinking coffee.
- I resolve to not buy Alaska (or any other state...However I reserve the right to buy medium or small countries).
- I resolve to eat (what and how much is left to my discretion).
- I resolve to enjoy chocolate.
- I resolve to do something...
- I resolve to get a year older (I am thinking about taking this one off. I like being 26, and I think I'm going to stop here).
- I resolve to take a test.
- I resolve to get a grade on that test I will take.
1 comment:
Sounds a little overambitious. Alaska is pretty tempting...
Love the new look :)
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