Tuesday, March 27, 2007

How to Induce Labor


A storm is moving into town, and I'm hoping that it might help pop Lindsey out. I'm tired of waiting, and if I am tired then you can guess how Melissa feels. If you are ever in need of some entertainment, then do a google search of how to induce labor. Some of my favorites that people tried (whether they actually worked or not) are:


  • fried pickles

  • pizza from a special joint in California

  • acupuncture: four finger-widths above the inner ankle on your calf, and in the webbing between your thumb and forefinger

  • get a storm to roll in

  • Clary Sage Pure Essential Oil (only $7.49 per ounce)

  • driving to San Jose for a World Wide Wrestling match

  • exploring your house and playing like no tomorrow (This was actually what someone's pet raccoon did. She went into labor 4 hours later, so it must work)

  • special yoga positions

We are trying banana splits. I don't know if they work or not, but we're happier each and every time we try.

1 comment:

Jules said...

Banana Splits sounds as good as anything else... actually they sound better!! :) Good luck!