Bathroom Etiquette

The other day I was out and about, and I needed to use the restroom. After I took care of business, I washed my hands, and I looked in the mirror. In the reflection, I saw a guy inside a stall peeking out over the door at me. I prefer that people don't stand on tip toe to spy on me. I guess that I should just be grateful that the guy wasn't looking at me while I was in a stall and he was on the outside. Here are some proper bathroom etiquette rules.

1. Don't talk to me.
2. Don't watch me.
3. Don't throw things at me.
4. Don't knock on the door while I'm inside. If I'm inside, then I'm not done yet.
5. Don't peek in at me.
6. Aim! Human waste goes in the toilet, not on the ground.
7. Flush!
8. If you're stinky, then curtsy flush before you're done.
9. Wash your hands.
10. Throw your paper towels in the trash, not on the ground.