Saturday, October 11, 2008

Quick but Painful Dieting


Looking to loose a few pounds fast? Feeling lazy? Here's the answer! Catch yourself a stomach bug! It's an all natural appetite suppresant with no need to excercise-in fact, feel free to lay around all day and watch the pounds melt off!

Warnings: Plan accordingly: have a helpful spouse on hand if you have children (their energy will NOT be affected), and do NOT attempt this diet if you have anything important in the next few days. i.e. a nephew's baptism to attend in SA, or a really formal, fun dance date at the art museum with your husband. You will miss out on ALL activities!!

3 comments:

Jules said...

Oh, we miss you guys and are so sad that you guys won't make it to the ball (that sounds like so much fun!)! I hope you feel better soon though!

Alisa said...

I'm so sorry you're sick, Mel. I hope you get feeling better soon. And next time you want to diet, try a different plan. :)

Anonymous said...

We all missed seeing you. It was a great, perfect weekend. Are you better now? Did anyone else get it?