My dust bunny army from the living room was planning a preemptive attack on the dust bunny forces in the kitchen. The DBARLR (Dust-Bunny-Army-of-the-Republic-of-Living-Room) has been receiving considerable reinforcements from the MAM (Maverick-Hair-Militia), the SHM (Sandie-Hair-Mercenaries), and JHFF (Jack-Hair-Freedom-Fighters). Together they have formed a very strong force of at least 7 full-strength regiments. The JHFF and MAM have also provided a determined air armada. The DBARLR knows no fear, and their battle plan is to attack, attack, attack!
The KRF (Kitchen Resistance Force) is not just a push over. Although they lack the shear numbers of the DBARLR, they certain make up for it with a much larger and more sophisticated force. The KRF is an alliance of several nations including the EDD (Empire of Dirty Dishes), UMR (The United Mold of Refrigerator), and the CDMSO (the Confederation of Dirty Microwave, Stove, and Oven). The KRF relies on the ICF (Infantry Crumb Forces), but they recently took a licking from the big dog Sandie, who temporarily aligned herself with DBARLR.
Fortunately the HTDL came in and instigated forced peace talks, sanctions, and finally a stand down of arms from all parties involved. God bless the Honey To Do List!
1 comment:
:)The forces are many!!! :)
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