Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Support the ACLU

Send the ACLU a Christmas Card!

I know that it is early, but add them to your list now. They are working so hard to eliminate the CHRISTMAS part of the holiday that we should send them a friendly Christmas card thanking them for all of their hard work. It will help to make their dark, sad world a little brighter. Make sure that it says "Merry Christmas" on it. Also make a note saying that there is no such thing as a Holiday Tree. They really are called Christmas trees. I know that is hard to believe, but yes, people have Christmas trees. They are not called Hanukkah trees or Kwanzaa trees or even Holiday trees. They are in fact Christmas trees. Make sure to be very polite, and it would probably be better not to include your return address.

ACLU
125 Broad Street
18th Floor
New York, NY 10004

And pass this on to your email lists. We really want to communicate with the ACLU! They really DESERVE us!!

5 comments:

Jules said...

That is so considerate of you to think of them, especially this early in the year! We will add them to our list as well! :)

Anonymous said...

what a great Idea. how did you come up with it? Katie Harris

Unknown said...

I have to give the credit to Melissa's Aunt Nadine. She sent me an email, and I loved the idea.

Sarah said...

Jared, I vote you most likely to be killed by the Democrats of all my friends. I'll be surprised if you reach the ripe old age of 30!

Unknown said...

I don't want to ever live in CA (or any other demo state), so I might make it to fourty. Democrats will be too busy complaining about the price of gas to come get me.