Sick

Ok, I was trying to post everyday this month, but I had the exciting experience of getting sick. I hate getting sick. I hate missing work and getting behind in school. I know that other people hate it too, but they choose to go out and infect others. I hate those people. If you are sick and have a fever, then please don't come to church. I really don't need you to bear your testimony that much. I will survive, and the crisis of faith from you not coming will be good for me. I had a friend at work come in even though he had bronchitis! Just stay home. If you threw up this morning, then please just stay home. If your adorable little baby is sick, then keep them at home. It really is ok to stay inside all day long for a few days. You really can do it. Your baby may be cute, but if it gets me and my family sick, then (excuse me while I speak blasphemy) I don't think your baby is all that cute. In fact, I think of your baby as a disgusting germ factory. Now don't get all offended. We are all disgusting germ factories once in a while. It is a temporary thing, and we will get over it. That or we die, but I'll save that for another post.