I'm going to start this off by apologizing and giving a warning: This post may not be appropriate for young children or adults of any age.
I was working in the clerk's office at church when it hit me...an overwhelming need to use the bathroom NOW. I quickly logged out of MLS to protect the sensitive info, and I locked the door. That wasted a few precious seconds. Then I ran across the gym to get to the bathroom. I went to open the stall door only to realize that it is locked (thank you prankster, I thought it was really funny). That is the only stall for men in the entire building, so I dropped to the ground, crawled under, and barely made it in time.
Now I know that everyone out there has had a turbulent battle with diarrhea at sometime or another. We all keep it secret, embarrassed about this unpleasant fact of life. Laugh at me if you must, but only know that it will get you too. It probably won't happen today or even tommorrow, but know that sometime, somewhere "D" is coming for you.
2 comments:
hahahahaha! The funny thing about pranking the bathroom doors is that you don't get to enjoy the prank... they don't know if it made anyone freak out. If you are going to do a prank do one that you can enjoy the fruits of your labors. During unfortunate times like these (that we all experience) you could take Logan's approach and wear a diaper! I am sure the adult ones don't leak either!
Jared, I'm pretty sure you are the only one in the world this has ever happened to. First of all, modern women don't even burp let alone have "D!" That's so medival times! You'll understand that we can't be friends anymore.
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